Name: Chris Albert
From: Derry, Rockingham County, New Hampshire, U.S.A.
Birthday: 3/20/84 <best year ever!
Nicknames: Albert, The Bologna Meister, Kit Glendale, Stewert, Ramon Sanchez, Chris Albert, Chadley J., Chris, Cras, Criff, The Ayatollah Of ROCK N ROLLah.
Instrument: Fender Precission Bass (dark red)
Equipment: Peavy Bass Amp
Age: 20
VH1 Behind the Music: Chris Albert:
Born in Liverpool, England in 1965 as "Kit" Kitopher Fenton Glendale. With the Forced influences of Rock n Roll bands such as the Beatles and MOD bands such as The Who, Kit tried to dabble in a few music fields. He started a metal band called "Loud Crowd" but that band fell through. then he had a break, he started a new wave band called "Kit Glendale and the Wavers", this band became huge in Europe, especially Germany. They only had one hit, which would make them a one hit wonder. After their first album entitled "Chinese Democracy" (before Axle Rose could do it.. haha) they recorded one more album entitled "1986" (ripping off Van Halen's "1984" the best album ever.) which bankrupted the band and the record company, First Amendment Records. After that Kit became a roadie for "A Flock Of Seagulls" and Back up Bassist and Synth player for "Haircut 100". After that he changed his name to "Chris Albert". Chris because it is the english version of "Kit", and "Albert" because its a cool name. Now he resides in Derry, New Hampshire, in the good ol' U.S.of A..
Band History (bands not currently in): Rude Girl Records Presents The Rockingham County Pipitones
Band History (current bands): Somewhere in Space (ex PROJECT:MayheM), The Josh and Chris Project, The Get Sets, The Rub A "Dub" Dubs, Battle Axe
(Fake) Band History:Nobody Likes Milhouse (punk/ska), Pillage For Ska (ska), Kicking the Youth (oi! punk), Cutting Away the Tears (emotional emo), Sonic Empire (grindcore/metal), The eSKAlators (ska-core), Rudie Jones and the Checkered Invasion (Synth-Ska).
Likes: Mandy Moore, The 80's, bowling, skim boarding, ultimate frisbee, keyboard, drawing, cartoons, Maine, video games, keyboards, movies, Bass, GTA 3 and Vice City, death (you know like a goth kid would), when Dan says "grr i'm Dan!" or "Dan Bob... Go!!!!!"
Hobbies: playing Bass and Keyboards, playing Ultimate, going Bowling, anything Artsy (art, film, music), Drawing
Favorite quote: "Rock N Roll!" -Spinal Tap
Music: ska, 80s metal, 80s new wave, punk, industrial, goth, rock, swing, pop, rap, horror punk, oi punk, british rock, 70s rock, techno, actually anything!!!!
Most Influencial Bands: reel big fish, devo, the aquabats!, nine inch nails, the cure, david bowie, the misfits, and blondie
Artists That Are Influences: trent reznor(nin), robert smith(the cure), david bowie, aaron barret(reel big fish), mark mothersbaugh(devo)
Favorite Bands: nine inch nails, converge, david bowie, the cure, reel big fish, the aquabats!, the locust,the mighty mighty bosstones, pantera, the misfits, beastie boys, adam and the ants, pat benetar, orgy, the smiths, duran duran, devo, billy idol, dead or alive, culture club, marilyn manson, great white,the sandfleas, in the clear, elvis costello, huey lewis and the news, orange county supertones, poison, mustard plug, mest, the hives, alkaline trio, dashboard confessional, mxpx, bad religion, the ataris, the strokes, cinderella, twisted sister, motley crue, fear factory, filter, powerman 5000, rancid, dead kennedys, dropkick murphys, sublime, joan jett, genesis, weezer, the skatalites, isis, shai halud, a fire inside (afi), anti-flag, styx
Top 5 Favorite Albums (in no particular order): the Cure- Greatest Hits, Big D and the Kids Table - the Gipsy Hill EP, Van Halen- 1984, MTV2- Headbangers Ball Tour, Nine Inch Nails- the Fragile.
favorite songs: "beautiful world" by Devo, "Love Cats" by the Cure
Favorite Movies: a clockwork orange, american psycho, wizard of oz, slumber party massacre, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, dead alive, all evil dead movies, fight club, gone in 60 seconds, boondock saints, teenage mutant ninja turtles 2: the secret of the ooze, labrynth, clerks, dogma, mallrats, jay and silent bob strike back, chasing amy, the matrix, lilo and stitch, bless this child, sixth sense, ferris buelers day off, better off dead, moulin rouge, rocky horror picture show, jason x (and any other jason movie), 3000 miles to graceland, oceans 11, the crow (all of them), scream, halloween (all of them), nightmare on elm street (all of them), romeo must die, billy madison, saving private ryan, full metal jacket, edward scissorhands, batman (the first and returns), sleepy hollow, empire records, star wars: episode II attack of the clones, akira, gundam wing: endless waltz, princess mononokee, them!, they live, surburban commando, bill and teds excellent adventure, bill and teds bogus journey, bio dome, nightmare before christmas, office space, dirty work, the new guy, BASEketball, swordfish, the cell, beetlejuice, zoolander, fear and loathing in las vegas, Vanilla Sky, Open Your Eyes, Kill Bill vol. 1 (and soon to be KILL BILL vol. 2) This Is Spinal Tap, The Return of Spinal Tap, the Chase, the X- Files: Fight the Future, ok so more than i should.
Favorite Member of *NSYNC: Harpo (and if there isn't a member of *NSYNC named Harpo, there should be)
Favorite Local Bands: IN THE CLEAR (r.i.p.) [the best band ever!], That's What She Said!, Good For Life, the Mosquitos, the Takeouts(i guess), Transistor Transistor, Photon Torpetos, Jonnee Earthquake, Rookie, Blank Tradition, SH-5, 2 Hour Parking.
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